[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 20, 2025

[prydonia]

Spike:I mean, what have I got out of this so far? I'll tell you, Lynda. Five lousy kisses. I counted.

Lynda:Oh, was that why I felt your lips move? What do you mean *lousy* kisses?

Spike:I mean forgetting to take the pencil out of your mouth at first. You'll lose points for that. Mind you, you gained a few for helping me get it out of my nose afterwards. And washing the blood of my shirt and the walls.

Lynda:You're exaggerating now.

Spike:And I suppose the third nostril is just something I'll have to get used to.

Lynda:Spike!
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