[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 18, 2025

[prydonia]

Boy:He's almost performing indecent assault on that phone. Just wish the window would steam.

Frazz:(opens the door) Excuse me.

Man:Yes?

Frazz:Yeah, would you mind cooling down a bit, please?

Man:What?

Frazz:Well, it's just we're picking up that phone call on all the radios on this street. It's a bit embarrassing for some people. I'm sure you understand. So if you wouldn't mind remembering, there are children listening.

Man:Children?

Frazz:Yeah. And old people. Oh listen, could you say a big hi from all the guys in the pool hall?

Man:(into the phone) I'll call you back, babe. I'll explain later. Bye darling... and everyone.
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