[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 24, 2025

prydonia prydonia at proton.me
Tue Feb 25 03:24:17 GMT 2025


Spike:Lynda, you nearly kissed me! You gave me a nearly kiss. And you only nearly kiss someone you... you know.

Lynda:Nearly fancy?

Spike:You nearly fancy me?

Lynda:No.

Spike:You must have nearly fancied me last night, one inch closer.

Lynda:Well maybe last night. It was very late.

Spike:Did you say maybe there? Last night was a maybe.

Lynda:Well almost.

Spike:Maybe almost. You maybe almost nearly fancied me.

Lynda:Look, there's absolutely no way on this earth I would ever even consider going out with you. But just for the record, I'll come right out and say it. You are not the most completely repulsive guy I have ever met in my life.

Spike:Hey everybody! Lynda says I'm not the most completely repulsive guy she's ever met in her life!

Lynda:Spike!

Spike:You're just coming on to me now.
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