[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 28, 2025

[prydonia]

Kenny:Is someone in there?

Colin:It's one of my acts.

Kenny:Your acts?

Colin hands him a card.

Kenny:(reads aloud) "Colin Mathews Theatrical Management."

Colin:He was doing a show at the church hall in front of a hundred people.

Kenny:A show? What does he do?

Colin:Promise you won't laugh.

Kenny:Yeah.

Colin:You've got to promise.

Kenny:I promise.

Colin:He's... He's an escape artist.
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