[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 5, 2025

[prydonia]

Colin:Hey Frazz, you look down.

Frazz:Oh I'm fine, Colin. It's just that old tension again.

Colin:But Frazz, you're already wearing a CM Enterprises Rubberized Tension Extractor.

Frazz:Well, I guess there are some situations where even a sucker on the forehead isn't enough.

Colin:You know, Frazz, that's so true. And that's why those clever people at CM Enterprises have come up with this. It's another CM Enterprises Rubberized Tension Extractor.

Frazz:You mean I can wear *two* suckers on my forehead? Isn't that just a little dangerous?

Colin:Not at all, Frazz. But it's a lot more relaxing.

Frazz:Hey, I feel better already! You know, I just can't imagine how you guys are gonna keep up with the inevitable increased demand for these suckers.

Colin:We're already up in production, Frazz. In fact, you know our new sucker slogan? "There's one made every minute"!
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