[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 7, 2025

[prydonia]

Colin:Is this the best you can do? Is this honestly the best you can do?

Librarian:Well I'm sorry, but you did ask...

Colin:I asked for some serious books on chess.

Librarian:But these *are* serious.

Colin:Serious! What are you trying to say to me?

Librarian:Could you please keep your voice down?

Colin:Do you know *nothing* about chess? Do you know who this is?

Librarian:Well...

Colin:Don't mention his name!

Librarian:But I...

Colin:Stay calm, champ. I'm getting this sorted.
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