[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 14, 2025

[prydonia]

Sam:So there was these three guys, okay.

Sarah:(to Tiddler) All of them gorgeous.

Tiddler:Cause they're always *gorgeous* in her stories.

Sam:And the thing was, right, they were all coming on to me at the same time.

Sarah:And you said you were interested, but they had to find one more.

Sam:No, it's not that story.

Sarah:Oh, is it your other one?

Sam:Anyway, the problem was, they all had the same name. They were all called...

Sarah:Peter. I remember it now.

Sam:So I said "Look, guys, I can't call you all Peter. I have to call you all..."

Sarah:Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Sam:(shakes her head) Six, Seven and Eight.

Sarah:What?

Sam:O'clock.

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