[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 1, 2025

[prydonia]

Lynda:Graham, what the hell is this supposed to be? I told you I wanted five hundred words maximum! I said I wanted facts, not theories! I'm absolutely sick of your pathetic inability to follow the simplest, the most basic intructions! One thing I've always wondered about you, Graham. When you wake up in the morning, how do you tell?

Kenny whispers something in Lynda's ear.

Lynda:Well which one is Graham?

Boy:He's in hospital.

Lynda:What's the visiting hours?

Kenny:Lynda...

He gently herds her away.

Spike:See? Isn't she sweet?

Frazz:(returns the waste bin) Why don't you take this, Spike. They're gonna need something to put your head in!

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