[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 6, 2025

[prydonia]

Miss McGuigan:A lizard, you say?

Colin:A lizard, yes.

Miss McGuigan:Escaped from the science department.

Colin:It’s an experimental lizard.

Miss McGuigan:Oh… (smiles brightly) Well, perhaps it will find its will outside and be safe there.

Colin:Well, it’s not its natural habitat, Miss McGuigan.

Miss McGuigan:Perhaps it’ll get adopted by a rabbit or something.

Colin:Well, I'm afraid we can’t allow that to happen. You see, this lizard is radioactive.

Miss McGuigan: (worriedly) Radioactive? Good grief…

Colin:Exactly. Who knows what size it may be by now?
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