[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 16, 2025

[prydonia]

Colin:(gets up) Cindy! I think you’re asking for my help, I think you’re wanting me to help you.

Cindy:I’m not!

Colin:Good! Because I'm the wrong guy. You've got to see someone else, Cindy. I'm no use… You know what I am? I’m a pink rabbit at a funeral. I’m a radioactive lizard in a filing cabinet. I’m the guy who tried to market inflatable phones to the pool-side executive. My own mother won't believe a word I say unless she's got three independent witnesses and death threat. I’m a jerk, Cindy.

Cindy:I think you’re great. The stuff you do - I think it’s great. Bring me your rabbit suit.

<<Sorry for the absence. Been sick in bed for a few days>>
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