[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 10, 2025

[prydonia]

Colin:Why me, Cindy? Haven't you got a brother of your own you can get beaten up?

Cindy:He defected.

Colin:What?

Cindy:He went to Russia. And I couldn't go to my dad, because he’s dead.

Colin:Dead?

Cindy:Yeah.

Colin:Not defected?

Cindy:He fell two thousand feet from a helicopter. It was very sudden. Can I have a cake?
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