[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 6, 2026

[prydonia]

Sarah:Hello. Hello?

Boy:Where's Rod? I need to speak to Rod.

Sarah:I'm sorry, there's no Rod here. What number were you dialing?

Boy:I don't know what number, I just know Rod's there. So get him.

Sarah:How could you not know...

Boy:I'm stuck here. I could be found any minute.

Sarah:Why are you stuck?

Boy:Who is this? Who am I talking to?

Sarah:Why are you stuck? Look, what do I tell Rod? Why are you stuck? He'll want to know! I mean, you know Rod.

Boy:Well I can't see.

Sarah:What?

Boy:Well he had some kid of spray stuff, he sprayed my eyes. I can't see. And if I'm caught here…

He hears voices outside the shop.

Boy:I'll phone you back.
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