[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 17, 2026

[prydonia]

Lynda: Know what the giveaway was?

Spike:What?

Lynda:Bringing Zoe to England.

You wouldn't even take your girlfriend to the corner shop in case you fancied someone on the till. But yet here you are shelling out for her plane ticket. And introducing her to your relatives! Why didn't I spot this sooner? Or for that matter, why didn't you just tell me? So, does this mean I'm not on the guest list for the engagement party?

Spike:Oh, that's what you think, is it?

Lynda:Well I'm right, aren't I?

Spike:Which is usually what you think.
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