[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 22, 2026

[prydonia]

Sarah:(picks up the phone) Look, what is the point in all this? You've proven you're a big enough creep to be with all the other creeps. Fine! I don't know if I want to hear any more from a pointless little worm like you! Okay?

David:Sarah…?

Sarah:Who's this?

David:It's David. David Banks.

Sarah:David. Oh, I'm sorry, really I am.

Spike, obviously not liking where this is going, empties a box on the floor.

Sarah:(pauses) Actually, I'm not sorry at all. We had a date tonight, you didn't turn up. So you blew it. Tough! I don't think there's anything more to say about that, do you? No second chances, David! Pity really. I quite liked you. We might even have lasted the week. (hangs up)

Spike:Ah, Sarah. I just want you to know that *I* have never been dumped that good.
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