[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 14, 2026

[prydonia]

Lynda:Right. Run the newsroom!

Kenny:What do you mean "run it"?

Spike:Lynda, this is getting really dumb.

Lynda:(ignores him) I mean assign me to a story. I'm available - give me work!

Kenny:All the stories are assigned, you know that.

Lynda:Yeah. But I also know we're not getting anywhere on the school meals thing.

Kenny:Lynda…

Lynda:Remind me. It's a good little number, that. Don't we have a tip that the outside caterers are deliberately using food past its sell-by date to save money? Nice little scandal if we can get it. So who exactly is responsible for dragging their feet on our juiciest lead? (looks at Spike) Kenny, put me on the school meals story.

Kenny:Spike's already on it, Lynda.

Lynda:Put me on it too. Let's see who breaks it first.
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