[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 31, 2025

[prydonia]

Girl:I can't move! I can't feel my legs...

Spike:Hey listen, relax! So you can't feel your legs. I wake up that way all the time!

Girl:(crying) But I can't feel them!

Spike:Hey, listen - is feeling your legs such a great experience? And if it is, can I feel them too? Hey, that was a joke, not a come-on. No, actually it was a come-on. Chicks seem to be scarce in this rubble.
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