[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 2, 2026

[prydonia]

Girl:Are you okay?

Spike:Yeah... Well the good news is, my left foot is terrific. My left is cool, smooth and sexy. In fact, I can feel it down there throwing smug glances at my right.

Girl:How is your right?

Spike:Let's talk some more about my left.
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