[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 8, 2026

[prydonia]

Spike:My guess is, it was a gas leak. I was saying to this guy just before I could smell gas, and he couldn't. I said it must be time to change my underwear!

She laughs.

Spike:Now you see, you find that funny! He didn't get it! I had to spend about an hour explaining it to him. I still got the diagram somewhere. Are you okay in there?

Girl:I'm fine. Keep talking.

Spike:Well anyway, the next thing I'm at the counter buying a tape for a friend. That old shopkeeper - the guy with the moustache - he's just ringing up on the tiller and I'm just realizing I don't have any money on me. Then, the shop blows up. I remember thinking "What a lucky break"!
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