[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 2, 2026

[prydonia]

Marsh:Yes, and I now recall I spoke to N.V. Gillespie once on the telephone. And his voice didn't sound like either of yours!

Spike:Ah, well, actually I think there might be another N.V. Gillespie at our firm.

Lynda:What?

Marsh:Someone else called N.V. Gillespie?

Spike:I think so.

Mr Marsh:Who?

Spike:Well... N.V. Gillespie.

Lynda:Mr Marsh, I'm absolutely certain that there are only two N.V. Gillespies at the firm. So I'm afraid you must have misremembered the telephone call. Now could we please get back down to business?

There's a knock on the door.

Marsh:Yes, Marjorie?

Secretary:There's another one outside.

Marsh:What?

Secretary:(exasperated) Another N.V. Gillespie!
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