[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 13, 2026

[prydonia]

Colin:Let’s take a worst case scenario, Kenny. Now you’re helping Sarah with the typewriter, and it goes wrong.

Kenny:Goes wrong?

Colin:Yeah. I mean, typewriters are heavy objects. Heavy, awkward objects. You’re running a serious risk of not looking good.

Laura:Dust, all over his trousers!

Sophie:*And* a pencil behind his ear!

Colin:Check him for sweat.

Sophie and Laura lift Kenny’s arms.

Sophie:Okay this one.

Laura:Okay over here.

Kenny:Look, look, enough of that. Colin, I’m getting really sick of this.

Colin:Sick of what?

Kenny:That you’ve cornered me into doing the show - I can’t get out of that. But I can’t stand being packaged

like this!

Colin:What do you mean ”packaged”?

Kenny:I mean the new clothes, the spot checks for dust! And I can’t go to the toilet if there’s witnesses!
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