[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 3, 2026

[prydonia]

Colin:Sorry, I put that wrong. Hear me out. It's not as bad as it sounds, kiddo. Advertising. Promotion. A photograph of you reading the Junior Gazette.

Kenny:Huh?

Colin:Well, because you're the type of guy we want buying our product. You're the type of image we want to project. Look, a photograph of you, Kenny. Representing decency, wholesome family values, depths, integrity, seriousness, stripped to the waist!

Kenny:What?

Colin:Well, it might be a hot day!
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