[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 5, 2026

[prydonia]

Judy:Friends of yours?

Colin:No. No, those are teddy bears.

Judy:Oh, I see. Sorry.

Colin:Yeah. Got them cheap, as a matter of fact. Rejected design.

Judy:I can't imagine why.

Colin:Neither can I. (demonstrates) Especially as they double as this handy knife.

Judy:Kind of a dangerous toy, don't you think?

Colin:Well, yeah. But on the bright side, it's a safer than average knife.
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