[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 11, 2026

[prydonia]

Lynda: Ah, two coffees please - one black, one white and a couple of those minty biscuits.

Kenny:I want to discuss this.

Lynda:Kenny, what's the point? You'll only start going on about philosophy and destiny and the meaning of life - I hate those. (to the waitress) Actually, forget the biscuits, he's putting on weight.

Kenny:Try and understand. I want to discuss a problem I'm having with my closest friend.

Lynda:Haven't you got any other problems?

Kenny:Specifically, the problem I have concerning the letter.

Lynda:But I don't like that one.

Kenny:I am *not* putting on weight. (to the waitress) I will have those biscuits, thank you.

Lynda:Just the one, though.
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