[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 15, 2026

[prydonia]

Head Waiter:Have you booked a table?

Colin:(nervously) A table, yes. I've, I've, I've booked a table. Two chairs. I-I'm meeting someone so two chairs would be good.

Head Waiter:Name, sir?

Colin:Judy Wellman. She's a very nice girl, she'll be no trouble.

Head Waiter:(dryly) Thank you for putting my mind at rest, sir.
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