<div dir="auto"><div>Ohhhh I needed to read that this morning.</div><div><br></div><div data-smartmail="gmail_signature">Peace & One Love</div></div><br><div class="gmail_quote gmail_quote_container"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Wed, 13 Aug 2025, 06:14 prydonia, <<a href="mailto:prydonia@proton.me">prydonia@proton.me</a>> wrote:<br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px"><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Kenny:<span> 
</span>Look, will you two just shut up! Look, what is it with you two? You
*want* to go out with each other! We all *know* you want to go out with each
other! So here’s a little idea off the top of my head! Go out with each other,
and give the rest of us a bit of peace!<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Lynda opens her mouth but is cut off
by Kenny.<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Kenny:<span> 
</span>Before you say a word, shut up! There's a theory in this newsroom that
if you keep your mouth shut for more than thirty seconds your head will
explode. So prove us all wrong! The only thing I want to hear your mouth do is
to ask Spike to this party. Now! This minute!<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Lynda:<span> 
</span>(looks down) Spike, want to go to a party?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Kenny:<span> 
</span>Spike!<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Spike:<span> 
</span>Ah, yeah, sure… Love to.<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Kenny:<span> 
</span>Good! And furthermore I am now designating this party as your first
official date! (gets back to his chair) See, Lynda? Wasn't so difficult after
all, was it?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Lynda:<span> 
</span>(to Spike) Are you going to let him speak to me like that?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><br></div><div style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px"><br></div>
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