<div dir="auto"><div>🤣🤣</div><div dir="auto">That is brilliant Colin</div><div><br></div><div data-smartmail="gmail_signature">Peace & One Love</div></div><br><div class="gmail_quote gmail_quote_container"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Sat, 13 Sept 2025, 03:59 prydonia, <<a href="mailto:prydonia@proton.me">prydonia@proton.me</a>> wrote:<br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px"><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Czar:<span>  </span>By
the way, those buns you sold us… The ones you said couldn’t go stale.<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Colin:<span> 
</span>Yeah?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Czar:<span> 
</span>They were stale when they arrived.<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Colin:<span> 
</span>Well?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">He turns carrying the cake on a plate. Cindy is
gone. He walks over to the table and looks underneath before going outside.
Cindy is nowhere in sight. He looks down on the cake and heads back inside.<u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;font-size:10pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif"><span lang="EN-GB">Colin:<span>  </span>Can I have a refund on this cake?<u></u> <u></u></span></p><br></div><div style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px"><br></div><div style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px">
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