[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 8, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Frazz:  Colin, are you hiding from anything?

Colin:  Of course I'm not hiding, Frazz! Why would Ibe hiding?

Frazz:  Well, it's just that you're standing in acupboard.

Colin:  I took a wrong turn.

Frazz:  And you're wearing dark glasses.

Colin:  So?

Frazz:  And a beard.

Colin:  A beard? Oh no - puberty.

Frazz:  Colin, what are you hiding from?

Colin:  Why have you got to assume I'm hiding? Whyhas everyone got to assume I'm hiding? It's getting so a guy can't disguisehimself and stand in a cupboard anymore!

Frazz:  There's no one you're trying to avoid then?

Colin:  Of course there isn't.

Frazz:  So why did you try to get Lynda to print yourobituary in the paper?

Colin:  I wasn't feeling very well. Oh by the way,Frazz - er, if a guy comes looking for me and talking about prams, could you -you know, for a joke - tell him I'll be out of town till Christmas some timenext century...?

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