[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 9, 2015

[Kevin Nauta]

Mr Sullivan:  Rightnow, a fortnight might seem like a long time.


 
The clock ticks 2:00. Mr Sullivan is replaced by MissTrench. 


 
Miss Trench:  But letme assure you, that when you are studying for exams two weeks can seem like notime at all.

Mr Harvey:  Pupils arealways asking how much time they should spend studying. The answer is all thetime.

Mr Sullivan:  Startingnow!


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She is bolted awake and sits up inbed.


 
Miss Trench:  Cancelyour social life. Forget the television.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She opens her wardrobe.


 
Mr Harvey:  Getyourself a place in the house where you can work undisturbed.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She throws down her pyjamas on the bedand picks up her clothes. 


 
Mr Sullivan:  On theday of the exam, get up early.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She grabs the watch lying on hernightstand.


 
Miss Trench:  Makesure you bring more than one pen.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She is packing her bag.


 
Mr Harvey:  Don'tforget your calculator.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She hurries down the stairs.


 
Mr Sullivan:  Read thequestions carefully.

Miss Trench:  Write onboth sides of the paper.


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She turns on the light in the kitchen.


 
Mr Harvey:  Both sidesof the paper.

Mr Sullivan:  Bothsides of the paper!


 
Cut to Sarah's house. She looks at the clock on the wall.It's ten minutes to three. 

 

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