[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 29, 2016

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  She's bad!

Frazz: She's bad!

Spike: She's evil!

Frazz: She's bad and evil!

Spike: We're talking seriously mean!

Frazz: We're talking bad, evil and mean.

Sarah: What is this?

Spike: Frazz, get her chair.

Frazz: I'll get her chair.

Spike: I'll check her desk!

Frazz: You check her desk.

Spike: (gasps) Oh no. A speck of dust!

Frazz:  Aspeck of dust? Good thing we're here!

Spike: Take that outside and question it!

Frazz:  Iknow I've seen this somewhere around here before...

Sarah: Okay, what's going on?

Spike: And in the early hours of this morning, aspiring young actor RaymondAdams was found seriously dead in his apartment. 

Frazz: And a hospital spokesman described his condition as "stable".

Spike:  Amortuary spokesman described his condition as "quite fresh and withresaleble kidneys".

Sarah: What are you on about?

Spike: Officer Frazz, what was the cause of death?

Frazz: It's a little early to say but we think it could be... death.

Spike: Another death, death? Surely this can't be a coincidence?

Frazz: No, we have a clue! Next to the body was found a copy of the JuniorGazette - open to Sarah Jackson's review of "An Inspector Calls".

Spike: Could there have been anything in this review that could have killed himoutright?

Frazz: We don't know. We're bringing in a Scotland Yard expert who can read.

Spike: What a unique case!

Frazz: No, no, he's got a friend who can read as well.

Sarah: Look, it was a lousy show, it deserved it.

Frazz: Have you got something against this Adams guy?

Spike:  Iliked the crack about his mother!

Sarah: Oh, stop it!

Spike: Haha, she's bad!

Frazz: She's bad!

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