[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 29, 2016

[Paul Bathgate]

Thanks mate, I needed a smile :-)


On 1 May 2016 at 05:55, Kevin Nauta <prydonia at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> Spike:  She's bad!
> Frazz:  She's bad!
> Spike:  She's evil!
> Frazz:  She's bad and evil!
> Spike:  We're talking seriously mean!
> Frazz:  We're talking bad, evil and mean.
> Sarah:  What is this?
> Spike:  Frazz, get her chair.
> Frazz:  I'll get her chair.
> Spike:  I'll check her desk!
> Frazz:  You check her desk.
> Spike:  (gasps) Oh no. A speck of dust!
> Frazz:  A speck of dust? Good thing we're here!
> Spike:  Take that outside and question it!
> Frazz:  I know I've seen this somewhere around here before...
> Sarah:  Okay, what's going on?
> Spike:  And in the early hours of this morning, aspiring young actor
> Raymond Adams was found seriously dead in his apartment.
> Frazz:  And a hospital spokesman described his condition as "stable".
> Spike:  A mortuary spokesman described his condition as "quite fresh and
> with resaleble kidneys".
> Sarah:  What are you on about?
> Spike:  Officer Frazz, what was the cause of death?
> Frazz:  It's a little early to say but we think it could be... death.
> Spike:  Another death, death? Surely this can't be a coincidence?
> Frazz:  No, we have a clue! Next to the body was found a copy of the
> Junior Gazette - open to Sarah Jackson's review of "An Inspector Calls".
> Spike:  Could there have been anything in this review that could have
> killed him outright?
> Frazz:  We don't know. We're bringing in a Scotland Yard expert who can
> read.
> Spike:  What a unique case!
> Frazz:  No, no, he's got a friend who can read as well.
> Sarah:  Look, it was a lousy show, it deserved it.
> Frazz:  Have you got something against this Adams guy?
> Spike:  I liked the crack about his mother!
> Sarah:  Oh, stop it!
> Spike:  Haha, she's bad!
> Frazz:  She's bad!
>
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