[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 25, 2017

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  You know, a lot of people ask me how I canrun a newspaper and still manage to stay so cool and calm. Well, I've got asecret. How do I take stress in my stride? How do I stay cool when it getscomplicated? This is my secret. 

 Shereaches into her jacket and pulls out a small device.

 Strokematic:  Hey - you're really terrific!

Lynda:  It's the brand new Strokematic fromReassuratron - with sixteen individually programmed stroke messages, tailoredto your special needs, to give you that somebody-loves-you feeling all daylong. 

Strokematic:  Hey, I really agree with you!

Lynda:  So, when the whole world is against you - andnone of your friends are answering the phone - here's one little guy who alwaysknows what to say. The Strokematic. Available now.

Strokematic:  I love the way you press my button!

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