[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 6, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Czar:  Anastasia, willyou get out there and serve? (to Spike) I thought you was dead. Maybe it wasme.

Spike:  If you'rereally the rightful Czar of all Russia, how come you are in this café?

Czar:  I'm in betweenreigns. Do you want a pie?

Spike:  Do you stillgive a discount to anyone who can finish them?

Czar:  I've stillnever had to.

Spike:  I'll just havea Coke.

Czar:  Why don't youhave a "Winter Palace"?

Spike:  What's that?

Czar:  That's a Cokewith ice in it. 

Spike:  But you alwaysgave ice with your Cokes.

Czar:  Yeah. Only nowyou've got to pay for it.

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