[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 7, 2018

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Colin, I'mgoing to have you shot at dawn for this!

Colin:  (standing in aphone box) Getting a little hot under the collar, are we Lynda?  No, I've notrun away. I'm in a phone box just over the road! I only wanted to surprise you…


 
Cut to the newsroom. Lynda sighs in frustration. Kenny holdsup the swear box. She puts in another coin.


 
Lynda:  Surprise meagain, Colin. Tell me how we can afford a phone!

Colin:  You haven'tbeen listening, kid. We can afford it because we're not paying for it. Like Itold you, my cousin's a BT engineer and he kind of owed me a favor. Now listen,he put the Junior Gazette's phone though the senior Gazette's switchboard and fixedit so they wouldn't know. We use it and Matt Kerr pays for it. And there's noway they'll ever find out. 


 
The door opens behind him.


 
Colin:  Hang on,Lynda. (turns)

Lynda:  You, newsroom,march!

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