[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 4, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Look, I'msorry to drag you all the way up here. I could've gone to Macton just aseasily.

Jenny:  Now he tellsme. 

Kenny:  (flustered)But on the phone you said that…

Jenny:  It's okay, I'mjoking. It's lucky thing you left your phone number in your bag. It's almostlike you were expecting to lose it.  

Kenny:  No, I…

Jenny:  Relax! Ithought it was very clever of you. And flattering. No one's ever wanted to meetme so badly before. 

Kenny:  I didn't wantto meet you! I mean, I didn't want not to meet you, I…

Jenny:   Either way,you've got as far as buying me a coffee.

Kenny:  I haven'tbought you a coffee. 

Jenny:   Mmmmm.  I noticed. (sits down at the table) 

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