[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 5, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Maria:  Hi, Kenny.

Kenny:  Hi, Maria. (toJenny) Ah, this is Maria.  

Jenny:  Hi.

Kenny:  Ah, Maria,this is…

Jenny:   Jenny –still!

Kenny:  Maria works awaitress here.

Jenny:   (dryly)Really?

Kenny:  Sorry. Ah,Coke for me, please. And…?

Jenny:   Coffee.

Maria:  Coffee…Strawwith the Coke?

Kenny:  No.

Maria:  You usuallyhave a straw.

Kenny:  No straw,thanks.

Maria:  (to Jenny) Heusually has a straw.   

Kenny:  I don't want astraw.

Maria:  (writes itdown) No straw.

Kenny:  Thank you.

Maria:  We've gotthose bendy ones. 

Kenny:  No! Please. 

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