[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 31, 2019

Kevin Nauta prydonia at sbcglobal.net
Wed Jan 1 04:05:36 GMT 2020


Kenny: Look, I need to talk to you about how you're spending your money.

Sam:  Itold you. I gave you that submission thingy.

Kenny: Yeah right. Let's have a look, shall we? Graphics Department spendingproposals: an HB pencil and a sunbed.

Sam: Well I can explain the pencil.

Kenny: Yeah, well keep going.

Sam: Kenny, I need a sunbed. I need a skin tint that goes with my haircolour.

Kenny: And you think that's a justified office purchase, doyou?

Sam: Yeah, of course it's justified. If I don't stay gorgeous, who will the guys around here going to think about atnight?

Kenny:  I'm sure they'll manage to think about someoneelse.

Sam: Exactly.
Kenny:  Well,we'llcompromise then. How about a hole in the roof?
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