[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 1, 2019

[Kevin Nauta]

Sam:  So,how are you feeling?

Kenny: Eh?

Sam: About Jenny, about being dumped. Any better?

Kenny: You know how it is. No, I'm fine really. I just have this occasionaltendency to drop to my knees, beat the ground with my fists and sobhysterically.  Mum has to tether me up inthe garden at night so I can howl at the moon, but basically I'm still thewarm, loveable human being as I ever was - except I can't speak to brunetteswithout attempting to strangle them.

Lynda: Kenny!

Kenny: Speaking of brunettes...

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