[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 18, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Mr Sullivan: Not at all. In fact, it's really simple.

Lynda: Simple?

Mr Sullivan: Yes. This wood carving wasn't stolen till last month, is thatright?

Lynda: Yes. But it was in my bedroom ten years ago.

Mr Sullivan: Well it's obvious, isn't it? A freak worm-hole has opened up in thefabric of the space-time continuum. This seemingly insignificant woodcarvinghas been sucked back in time ten years to the bedroom of the infant Lynda Day.But what awesome celestial forces are behind this strange phenomenon? And what,Lynda, is their evil purpose? We shall have to act quickly to save the entireuniverse!

Lynda: Of course, it's Friday lunch time.

Mr Sullivan: Ah. I do have another explanation if you're interested.

Lynda: Is it as good as your last one?

Mr Sullivan: Oh no, not nearly as good. But it's the right one. Come on.

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