[pressgang] Quote of the Day, January 19-20, 2020

Kevin Nauta prydonia at sbcglobal.net
Tue Jan 21 03:32:21 GMT 2020


Spike: Okay... Ah, now, Ruby… I don't fancy you. Not even a little bit,you know. In fact, Ruby, I don't like you very much at all! Infact, I despise you! Have you got that? (louder) I said, have you got that?

 

The door is opened and Colin steps in. 

 

Colin: Okay, Spike, just hold it right there.

Spike: Oh no - it's Colin!

Colin: You bet it's Colin, scumball.

Spike: Hey, Colin… 

Colin: (shies back) Don’t hit me! Or you’ll be sorry. You all right, Ruby?

 

She nods.

 

Colin:  Iheard what you were saying to this poor kid. You’re the worst type of wimp, doyou know that?

Spike: Yes, Colin.

Colin: You're the kind of guy who makes thesecorridors unsafe for decent girls who walk here at night. Or at daytime, even.I'm going to have to teach you a serious lesson,scumball!

 

He twists Spike’s arm.

 

Spike: Argh!

Colin: Of course, I deplore physical violence of any type. But like they say, aman's got to do what a man's… 

Spike: (whispers) Got to do.

Colin: …Got to do! But what am I wasting time on a guy like you on? You're not worth it. Go off. Get out.

Spike: Thanks, Colin. (makes a hasty exit)

Colin: Scumball! ----- wimp!

 

Spike gives Colin the thumbs up as soon as he's out of the Ruby's sight. Colin turns back toRuby.   

 

Colin: Sorry you had to see any of that, kid - it's an uglybusiness. Pardon?

Ruby:  Ididn't say anything. (turns around and leaves)

Colin: You sure?

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