[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 31, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Hear me out. It's not as bad as it sounds, kiddo. Advertising.Promotion. A photograph of you reading the Junior Gazette.

Kenny:  Huh?

Colin:  Well, because you're thetype of guy we want buying our product. You're the type of image we want toproject. Look, a photograph of you, Kenny. Representing decency, wholesomefamily values, depths, integrity, seriousness, stripped to the waist!

Kenny:  What?

Colin:  Well, it might be a hotday!

Kenny:  Colin, I draw the line atnude photography.

Colin:  Kenny, you'll have athong!

Kenny:  Stripped to the waist?(gets up) And don't tell me - you asked Spike first. 

Colin:  Well, Lynda actually.

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