[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 1, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Come in, leave it on thedesk! Checks in the post.

Judy:  (steps in) Hi.

Colin:  Hi.

 

She looks down at the teddy bears.

 

Judy:  Friends of yours?

Colin:  No. No, those are teddybears.

Judy:  Oh, I see. Sorry.

Colin:  Yeah. Got them cheap, as amatter of fact. Rejected design.

Judy:  I can't imagine why.

Colin:  Neither can I.(demonstrates) Especially as they double as this handy knife.

Judy:  Kind of a dangerous toy,don't you think?

Colin:  Well, yeah. But on thebright side, it's a safer than average knife.

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