[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 13, 2024

[prydonia]

Kenny:Oh, exaggerating am I? Okay! Ten years ago, school sports day…

Lynda:Oh, here we go!

Kenny:Lynda Day, six years old.

Lynda:I can't believe you're bringing this up again!

Kenny:Do you know what she does?

Lynda:Apart from winning every event?

Kenny:Except one.

Lynda:That was badly adjudicated. It was a travesty of justice!

Kenny:Lynda, it was the egg and spoon race!

Lynda:Yeah, and I was a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett! Travis was blind!

Kenny:Travis was our teacher, and he was blind – with tears of agony about two seconds later!

Lynda:Oh, I can't believe you're stooping this low.

Kenny:There he was – with Lynda hanging from his leg by her teeth!

Lynda:This is pathetic, isn't it?

Kenny:It's true. You went straight up to him and sank your teeth into his legs!

Sarah:Kenny…

Lynda:You're exaggerating again!

Kenny:He was all over the playing fields trying to shake you off.

Lynda:Oh, rubbish.

Kenny:I saw him in the street the other day – he still walks with a limp!

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