[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 13, 2024

[Paul Bathgate]

Thank you so much for this.

On Fri, 14 Jun 2024, 03:31 prydonia, <prydonia at proton.me> wrote:

> Kenny:  Oh, exaggerating am I? Okay! Ten years ago, school sports day…
>
> Lynda:  Oh, here we go!
>
> Kenny:  Lynda Day, six years old.
>
> Lynda:  I can't believe you're bringing this up again!
>
> Kenny:  Do you know what she does?
>
> Lynda:  Apart from winning every event?
>
> Kenny:  Except one.
>
> Lynda:  That was badly adjudicated. It was a travesty of justice!
>
> Kenny:  Lynda, it was the egg and spoon race!
>
> Lynda:  Yeah, and I was a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett! Travis
> was blind!
>
> Kenny:  Travis was our teacher, and he was blind – with tears of agony
> about two seconds later!
>
> Lynda:  Oh, I can't believe you're stooping this low.
>
> Kenny:  There he was – with Lynda hanging from his leg by her teeth!
>
> Lynda:  This is pathetic, isn't it?
>
> Kenny:  It's true. You went straight up to him and sank your teeth into
> his legs!
>
> Sarah:  Kenny…
>
> Lynda:  You're exaggerating again!
>
> Kenny:  He was all over the playing fields trying to shake you off.
>
> Lynda:  Oh, rubbish.
>
> Kenny:  I saw him in the street the other day – he still walks with a
> limp!
>
>
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