[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 13, 2024

[Pamela L]

One of my favourite Kenny and Lynda exchanges 😂

On 15 Jun 2024, at 05:16, Paul Bathgate <starbuck320 at googlemail.com> wrote:



Thank you so much for this.

On Fri, 14 Jun 2024, 03:31 prydonia, <prydonia at proton.me<mailto:prydonia at proton.me>> wrote:

Kenny:  Oh, exaggerating am I? Okay! Ten years ago, school sports day…

Lynda:  Oh, here we go!

Kenny:  Lynda Day, six years old.

Lynda:  I can't believe you're bringing this up again!

Kenny:  Do you know what she does?

Lynda:  Apart from winning every event?

Kenny:  Except one.

Lynda:  That was badly adjudicated. It was a travesty of justice!

Kenny:  Lynda, it was the egg and spoon race!

Lynda:  Yeah, and I was a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett! Travis was blind!

Kenny:  Travis was our teacher, and he was blind – with tears of agony about two seconds later!

Lynda:  Oh, I can't believe you're stooping this low.

Kenny:  There he was – with Lynda hanging from his leg by her teeth!

Lynda:  This is pathetic, isn't it?

Kenny:  It's true. You went straight up to him and sank your teeth into his legs!

Sarah:  Kenny…

Lynda:  You're exaggerating again!

Kenny:  He was all over the playing fields trying to shake you off.

Lynda:  Oh, rubbish.

Kenny:  I saw him in the street the other day – he still walks with a limp!


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