[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 29, 2025
prydonia
prydonia at proton.me
Wed Apr 30 02:01:14 BST 2025
Lynda:Right. And I'll tell you something else. See this, it's unique. Absolutely unique. There's only one of these in the whole world, and this isn't it. Impossible, right?
Cut to Norbridge High. Lynda and Mr Sullivan are standing outside the staff toilet.
Mr Sullivan:Not at all. In fact, it's really simple.
Lynda:Simple?
Mr Sullivan:Yes. This wood carving wasn't stolen till last month, is that right?
Lynda:Yes. But it was in my bedroom ten years ago.
Mr Sullivan:Well it's obvious, isn't it? A freak worm-hole has opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum. This seemingly insignificant woodcarving has been sucked back in time ten years to the bedroom of the infant Lynda Day. But what awesome celestial forces are behind this strange phenomenon? And what, Lynda, is their evil purpose? We shall have to act quickly to save the entire universe!
Lynda:Of course, it's Friday lunch time.
Mr Sullivan:Ah. I do have another explanation if you're interested.
Lynda:Is it as good as your last one?
Mr Sullivan:Oh no, not nearly as good. But it's the right one. Come on.
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