[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 12, 2025

[Paul Bathgate]

Ohhhh I needed to read that this morning.

Peace & One Love

On Wed, 13 Aug 2025, 06:14 prydonia, <prydonia at proton.me> wrote:

> Kenny:  Look, will you two just shut up! Look, what is it with you two?
> You *want* to go out with each other! We all *know* you want to go out with
> each other! So here’s a little idea off the top of my head! Go out with
> each other, and give the rest of us a bit of peace!
>
>
>
> Lynda opens her mouth but is cut off by Kenny.
>
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> Kenny:  Before you say a word, shut up! There's a theory in this newsroom
> that if you keep your mouth shut for more than thirty seconds your head
> will explode. So prove us all wrong! The only thing I want to hear your
> mouth do is to ask Spike to this party. Now! This minute!
>
> Lynda:  (looks down) Spike, want to go to a party?
>
> Kenny:  Spike!
>
> Spike:  Ah, yeah, sure… Love to.
>
> Kenny:  Good! And furthermore I am now designating this party as your
> first official date! (gets back to his chair) See, Lynda? Wasn't so
> difficult after all, was it?
>
> Lynda:  (to Spike) Are you going to let him speak to me like that?
>
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