[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 7, 2025

[prydonia]

Spike:And in the early hours of this morning, aspiring young actor Raymond Adams was found seriously dead in his apartment.

Frazz:And a hospital spokesman described his condition as "stable".

Spike:A mortuary spokesman described his condition as "quite fresh and with resaleble kidneys".

Sarah:What are you on about?

Spike:Officer Frazz, what was the cause of death?

Frazz:It's a little early to say but we think it could be... death.

Spike:Another death, death? Surely this can't be a coincidence?

Frazz:No, we have a clue! Next to the body was found a copy of the Junior Gazette - open to Sarah Jackson's review of "An Inspector Calls".

Spike:Could there have been anything in this review that could have killed him outright?

Frazz:We don't know. We're bringing in a Scotland Yard expert who can read.

Spike:What a unique case!

Frazz:No, no, he's got a friend who can read as well.

Sarah:Look, it was a lousy show, it deserved it.

Frazz:Have you got something against this Adams guy?

Spike:I liked the crack about his mother!

Sarah:Oh, stop it!

Spike:Haha, she's bad!

Frazz:She's bad!
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