[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 21, 2025

[prydonia]

Lynda:Please?

Kenny:I can't.

Lynda:It's just a cocktail party.

Kenny:I'm visiting my aunt in Sherrington.

Lynda:Of course! Your dear old Aunt in Sherrington. What is it this time? Ill? Dead? Tell me how do you justify having been off work at her funeral on no less than eight separate occasions?

Kenny:She is my Aunt.

Lynda:Kenny, this woman has died a total of eight times!

Kenny:How do you think I feel? Listen, I've got to ring my Aunt - in Dublin. Ah, in Glasgow. Sorry.

Lynda:Dead or alive?

Kenny:I don't wish to commit myself at this stage.
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