[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 22, 2025

[prydonia]

Spike:Lynda? What do you think I should wear to this party?

Lynda:You're not going to the party.

Spike:You know, I think I want to get into something like serious power dressing for this kind of gig. I want to look sharp, cool *and* dangerous. Hey, I know! I'll go naked!

Lynda:You're not going at all.

Spike:Chrissie seems to think I am.

Lynda:You're not. Want a reason?

Spike:Yeah.

Lynda:Give me your hand.

Spike:Lynda, this is so sudden.

Lynda:Your hand!

Spike:(holds up his right hand)There's plenty more where that came from!

Lynda:The other one.

Spike:See!

She turns it. There's a name and a number written on the palm.

Spike:Hey, is that what they call handwriting?

Lynda:Girl's name, girl's phone number. The one you were talking to outside?

Spike:Hey, do you think *I* wrote that?

Lynda:Spike, when you're asking me out, make the effort. Wash off the phone numbers first.

Spike:I did. I just forgot that one.

Lynda:You are disgusting! (walks away)
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